Get S.M.A.R.T! Stefanini is thrilled to announce that we have solved the age-old question of if human teleportation is possible. Learn more about S.M.A.R.T!
Is teleportation possible?
A question that some of the greatest scientific minds have pondered for decades finally has an answer. While human teleportation was once the stuff of science fiction and Star Trek, the Stefanini Group is thrilled to announce we have successfully built the world’s first human teleportation device.
“This is a huge moment for our company and for humanity,” said Marco Stefanini, our founder and global CEO. “Now that teleportation has been achieved, who knows what’s next on the technological frontier?”
The Technologies Behind S.M.A.R.T.
Called the Stefanini Manpower and Resource Teleporter (S.M.A.R.T. for short), this history-making machine leverages Internet of Things-connected devices, the cloud, artificial intelligence, and other technologies to support the instantaneous transport of human beings – no matter where they are physically located.
Each S.M.A.R.T. comes equipped with its own distributed cloud, in which cloud services are distributed to different physical locations. Users simply need login access to use the device. After logging in with their approved credentials, users step inside the machine, tell virtual assistant Sophie their intended address, and simply wait. Within seconds, they are physically transported to their intended location, no worse for the wear.
How does S.M.A.R.T. work? Using the latest advances in physics, it physically – and safely – deconstructs its subject at Point A. Then, the user is translated into data and uploaded to the adjoining cloud. Within five seconds, the user arrives at their destination and is physically reconverted back into matter, with accuracy at the single-atom-per-pixel level.
Worried about your “data” getting stolen? S.M.A.R.T. utilizes the latest approaches to cybersecurity, including cybersecurity mesh, which defines the security perimeter around the identity of the person who is traveling via teleportation.
This new quantum approach to travel has the potential to revolutionize all aspects of technology, making all technological solutions faster, more powerful, and essentially unhackable.
Decades of Teleportation Experiments
Yet, we didn’t start with teleporting humans. After twenty years of dedicated work that involved a team of researchers, physicists, AI engineers, and data scientists, roughly ten years ago, the team finally had built a machine that could withstand the power generated for the teleportation process. We started small – first teleporting an egg a distance of one foot.
Many eggs were broken during this process.
Yet, our team kept working, making adjustments to the many algorithms and formulas that supported the machine. Over time, the experiments grew in scale, increasing the distance between the subjects being teleported, as well as the type of subjects. We moved from eggs to mice and finally, to humans. The culmination of this experiment? We successfully teleported Marco Stefanini from his office in Brazil to our delivery center in Manila, the capital of the Philippines.
“I can hardly describe it – one minute, I was stepping into S.M.A.R.T. in my office and the next, I was in our office in Manila!” Marco recalled. “I can personally attest that this machine is safe and easy to use.”
Connecting People the S.M.A.R.T. Way
In a digital age where people are adapting to anywhere operations, S.M.A.R.T. opens up a world – literally – of travel possibilities. No more waiting in line at airport security, no more uncomfortable commutes, and even more chances for people around the globe to connect.
“We are thrilled to share our latest innovation with the rest of the world,” Marco said. “We hope that people will be able to use it to work more efficiently and visit with their loved ones whenever they would like. Our aim is to bring the world even closer together.”
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So, what’s next for us?
Well, we do have something to confess.
Unfortunately, if you’re ready to see S.M.A.R.T. in action, we’d also like to remind you to check today’s date.
We may not be able to offer you human teleportation services just yet, but there are a lot of other services we can provide for your organization. Feel free to reach out to learn more about all of the technological solutions we have to offer.
Happy April Fools’ Day!